Throwaway because I want to cry in embarrassment. Warning... poop talk below! My boyfriend and I have been dating for about 6 months and absolutely DO NOT discuss bathroom habits. Nothing. So, I can't share this horrible fuck up with him so I'm telling it to you nasty people.
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/idn8lj/tifu_by_washing_my_butt_at_my_boyfriends_place/
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/idn8lj/tifu_by_washing_my_butt_at_my_boyfriends_place/